Software engineer from the UK, studying CS @ UBC. I like building things that are actually useful.
🤖 I built a GitHub Actions workflow that uses the Claude AI API to automatically update this profile every day — the greeting, market snapshot, and commit roast below are all AI-generated and refresh automatically.
taxscout-api — REST API for scraping HMRC tax data on behalf of accountancy clients. Supports Corporation Tax, Self Assessment, PAYE, and VAT.
Weekend coding mode activated! ☕ Time to hack on some passion projects 🚀
| Index | Price | Day |
|---|---|---|
| S&P 500 | 7,383.74 | 🔴 -2.64% |
| NASDAQ | 25,709.43 | 🔴 -4.18% |
| Dow | 50,866.78 | 🔴 -1.35% |
| FTSE 100 | 10,368.10 | 🟢 +0.08% |
My code has fewer bugs than the NASDAQ has percentage points today (-4.18% and counting).
Latest headlines:
- We need to stop AI developing without humans, says Anthropic co-founder
- Trump to meet AI leaders to discuss US investment in their companies
- US stocks slump as fears over Big Tech shake Wall Street
Your commit history reads like a developer portfolio until it hits "- fixed" — the laziest two-word shrug that makes every other thoughtful message look like you had a stroke halfway through the project.